In the brutal world of the UFC, where hunters bump, kicks and trades, one thing often steals the spotlights: their hair. From gravitating Mohawks to Mul who scream “things in the front, party in the cage”, these iconic hairstyles have left an inheritance as a first round KO. Here is our final ranking of the top five UFC hairstyles that once adorned the Octagon.
5. The Conor McGregor Razor-Sharp Fade
Conor McGregor’s perfectly carved fade is just as accurate as his left hand. This high-and-start masterpiece, often combined with a slick back-top, shouts: “I am here to collect checks and break the neck.” Rumor has it, his hairdresser uses a laser -guided trimmer to ensure that every line is sharper than his waste conversation. The aerodynamic design of the fade reportedly added 0.3 seconds to his knockout speed against Jose Aldo.
Honest question: does it make her the man, or does the man make it hair?
4. The Clay Guida Caveman Flow
Clay Guida’s Wilde, Untempt Manes looks like it was styled by a windstorm in a prehistoric jungle. This glorious mop bounces with every flying knee and remains intact in one way or another by five-round wars. Fans swear that it is a conscious being, bumping and whispering strategy in Guida’s ear.
Scientists are still studying how it defies gravity, but one thing is clear: this hair is the real “carpenter” in the cage.
3. The Ronda Rousey Battle Bun
The no-nonsense sandwich from Ronda Rousey was the ultimate fighting hairstyle-functional, bright and ready to fertilize your soul. Tight injured as her judo throws, this sandwich remained through every Takedown and submission. It was so iconic that opponents reportedly spent more time strategizing against the sandwich than Rousey himself. Fun fact:
The sandwich once applied for its own UFC contract, but was disqualified because he was ‘too dominant’.
2. The Sean O’Malley Rainbow Dreads
The Technicolor -Dreadlocks from Sean O’Malley are a psychedelic knockout that waits to happen. Every lively strand seems to be taunting opponents and to say, “You can’t touch what is too good to touch.” The ever-changing shades on one fight, green-the following green-keeping fans and guess and hairdressers unemployed. O’Malley claims that the colors are chosen by his pet hose, Venom, which apparently has a black belt in style.
Is it hair or a living art installation? We may never know.
1. The Donald Cerrone Cowboy Mullet
At the top of our list is the legendary Mul of Donald “Cowboy” Cerrone, a hairstyle that embodies the spirit of the Wild West and a diving bar. Shortly at the top, long in the back, this mul says: “I will fight against you, then line dance on your unconscious body.” It is rumor that Cerrone’s Mullet once distracted an opponent so badly, he tapped a tail. The power of the Mullet is so unmistakable that it is currently in conversation with Star in his own Western film. Yee-haw, indeed.
Honorous mention: De Kale Brigade
We would not forget the shiny domes of hunters such as Cain Velasquez and Daniel Cormier. This glittering scalp reflects Arena lights as a disco ball, blinding opponents and waving crowds. No hair? No problem – pure, polished dominance.
In the UFC, where every second counts, these hairstyles have proven that they are more than just aesthetics – they are weapons, distractions and legends in themselves. Which is your favorite? Let us know before the next pay-per-view, or we assume that you root for the mul.
Safeguard: No hairstyles were damaged when writing this article, although various egos were slightly bruised.
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