Dodgers lose two games in three days where their starters did not give hits by seven innings as a nightmare scenario that was conceived by Elias Sports Bureau, but it’s just Blake Tinnen’s best. Unfortunately, trains and tanner scott (1 ip, 0 er, 1 hit, the only hit that the Dodgers allowed yesterday, and his 21st save, era on 4.47) could not get it done, that is, they were in charge of the leadership for the leadership Tyler GlasNow (7 ip, 1 er, zero hits, 2 walks, 11 ks, era at 3.21). Surprised that they did not go to Brock Stewart, their one trade deadline pick -up. What is that, he is not with the team due to injury? Aw, too bad, he would have completely solved their team. By the way, I like to say Brock like Bdon, ie B-Rock. Be cool if his full name B-Rock N. CL Stewart was. If you are an old fool, you get the reference. See how GlasNow, Yamamoto, Snell and others are their best for the play -offs – okay, not Kershaw – while they are in the sandbags all season. Dodgers are a complete Ponzi schedule. I don’t know how to prove this. Yet. Anyway, this is what I saw even more yesterday in Fantasy Baseball:
Slade Cecconi – 8 ip, 0 er, 1 hit, 3 walks 3 ks, era at 4.45. Look at that, the Guardians put a spring in their cap and called the Slade Cecconi. Cleveland area old spaghetti factories all closed. Sounds like Billy Joel or John Cougar Lyrics, but it isn’t. It is the way of life in Cleveland. The start of pitch factories is open in their place. They kept the same matte windows, but they lost the children who make the pasta with their little fingers. They use pitching coaches in their place. It has been a while since we have seen the fruits of their work of a new Guardians starter. Or I think I could say the Tutti Frutti of their work. Yesterday was a good example of when they cook with gas. Looking under the hood – each oven has one to get rid of the smell of the garlic – Cecconi works with a 7.3 k/9, 2.3 BB/9, 4.09 XFIP and 40% ground balls. Because he has a 1.7 HR/9, I am afraid that they have started the back kitchen, but it is still sending meatballs, that is, streamonator is fine for the time being, but I am afraid that the smoke and mirrors need more than some sticky red, white and green decor to distract from peripherals.
Ryan Bergert – 3 1/3 IP, 8 er, era at 3.48. Hey, maybe you pay for dinner before you try to visit me?
Horses – 5 IP, 2 er, 7 baserunners, 1 k, era at 4.67. A more astute fantasy baseball blogger may have gone with a co-blurb from Slade and gift; Cecconi and Cavalli, but I, over-the-internet friend, did not feel that astute. Or astutey frutti.
Josh Bell -4-out-6, 3 runs, 6 RBIs and his 18th and 19th Homer, three homers in two games. Who forgot to tell him that the trade theadline has passed? There is no one who gets hot schmotato than Bell when it’s hot.
Luis Garcia Jr. -2-out-4, 3 runs and his 13th Homer and 2nd Homer in three games. Just called Garcia on this week’s podcast as boys I would try to pick up if available. It is probably not available. This Luis Garcia.
Dylan -Means -3-out-5, 2 runs, 4 RBIs and his 8th Homer. I am pretty sure that it is not an exaggeration to say that this is the first positive game teams that has had this year.
Victor Mesa Jr. -2-out-4, 2 runs, 3 RBIs and his 1st Homer. Fun fact! Mesa Jr. Has some of the cute furniture for children. Say my name for a 20% discount!
Jacob Marsee -2-from-4 and his 5th Homer, hit .321. He hit last week .160 and I started to think that the hot marsee we saw before had cooled, but it shows that nothing good comes from thinking. Stay stupid!
Alec Bohm – Save the il with shoulder pain. Phils turns to Otto Kemp, and hopefully you will turn a different way outside NL.
AARON NOLA – 6 IP, 0 er, 5 baserunners, 7 ks, era at 6.24. So freakin ‘funny that the mets seem to be in their own head around the Phils, and Nola. They need to know that Nola is terrible, right? Psyche itself out? It is ridiculous how bad he showed them.
Tylor Megill – Close, dealing with tightness in his arm. I have tightness in my Whitity. We are not the same.
Nolan McLean – 5 1/3 IP, 1 er, 10 baserunners, 5 ks, era at 1.42. Mclean, tongue, spread. If I ranked them. I love the first two, Sproat’s has good, cheap products.
Sean Murphy – Save the il with a Labrum -Tane. Ugh, Guy always has the worst happiness. If there was only a child of the law for Murphys to express this.
Bryce Elder – 6 1/3 IP, 1 er, 6 baserunners, 6 ks, era at 5.35. That is now Back-to-Back-Back-I Ben Lost. He has four straight solid starts. In reality! One can call them quality start -up if someone was so inclined. I hesitantly recommend him for his next matchup, but if a man goes well, this is not the worst time to come in.
Matt Olson -2-out-4 and his 23rd Homer. No idea how far this Homer went – could look it up, but not. Lazy. – But his home run on Saturday was one of the deepest explosions I had seen in some time. Think it was measured at 450 feet, but it went 550 feet easily. It was a rocket.
Ozzie Albies -1-Out-4 and his 16th Homer. Yesterday I looked at the 7-day player rater and there was Ozzie in the top 10 in general. Stop trying to rage before 2026!
Daniel Palencia – Save the il with shoulder stem. I took over about my thoughts yesterday, TL; DR: Kittredge, Keller, Hodge, that order.
Shota Imanaga – 6 IP, 3 er, 5 hits, zero walks, 4 ks, era on 3.21. I don’t know this for a fact, but if you ask me which pitcher most likely a 6 IP, 3 has started there, I would say shota. Like timepiece. Like a clock with a six and three and only six and three.
Michael King – will return from the IL today. He has been solid if he is healthy this year. [presses ear bud] Be told that he was not really healthy this year. That’s fair. I cannot say that I have any idea what I can expect, but it was most recently a knee problem, so yes, I still have no idea what to expect. Loved him in the preseason, before his shoulder injury that sidelined him for most of the season, but no longer mi. King.
Austin Hays -2-out-4 and his 15th Homer, 2nd Homer in three games and Third Homer in eight games. Hot Schmotato Alert!
Nick Lodolo – 5 IP, 0 er, 3 ks, 2 ks, era at Lodo Yolol!
TJ Friedl -2-out-5, 2 runs and a slam (12) and legs (12) Roostering Friedl reminds me of Steven Kwan. They are both yawning as nonsense and both in my same fantasy team and no wonder I have no insult to that competition.
Jung Hoo Lee -3-out-4, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and his 8th Homer. Heksnaal, make that Friedl, Kwan and Lee, the crapfecta of Yawns. The Triumvirate of Mehs. The three Amigahs.
Dominic Smith -1-Out-4, 2 RBIs and his 5th Homer. He should not have a baseball. So, stupid, get ready to learn to become third for the angels in 2026!
Matt Chapman -2-out-4, 2 runs and his 21st Homer and Third Homer in a week. It is a pity that the giants remembered that it was an odd numbered year that was so late.
Logan Webb – 6 IP, 1 er, 7 baserunners, 7 ks, era at 3.12. He also allowed three undeserved runs. So what is that? No webb avg. Maybe a Webb Zirconia?
Trevor -Story -2-out-4, 2 runs and his 24th Homer. Yesterday learned that the story still has to be caught stealing. Unlike that Austin Butler film, they continue to try to push me. Do I look like a demographic, film in which Darren Aronofsky tries something else?
Garrett -Haken – 7 ip, 0 er, 3 hits, zero walks, 10 ks, era at 2.57. He has 228 KS and 42 walks of the year. Googling if that’s good and Google takes me to an online store to buy crochet hooks, so I assume it’s good.
Luis Morales – 4 2/3 IP, 5 er, era at 2.73. Viewed the catfish of high school on Netflix instead of viewing this start, but they are both a nightmare. Holy Crap, have you seen this movie? Don’t google it, just look.
Bryan Woo – 6 IP, 2 er, 3 hits, zero walks, 9 ks, era at 3.02. Woo!
Josh Naylor -1-Out-3, 2 RBIs and its 25th Steel. Corbin Carroll has 26.
Alec Burleson -1-out-4, 2 RBIs and his 17th Homer, while he was activated from the IL. I was so on this man after his April and May, then every month after that, slowly and slowly Michael Corleone.
Jose Quintana – 6 2/3 IP, 5 er, ERA at 3.88. What a losing line! He gave up a Grand Slam to Michael Helman! What the Helman! I hate you, Quintana!
Jacob Latz – 5 2/3 IP, 0 er, 4 baserunners, 4 ks, era at 2.91. The pitching lab of Rangers should not be underestimated, but Latz just says that I would not start Jacob, even if streamonator liked him.
Michael Helman -2-out-3, 5 RBIs and his 4th Homer, a Grand Slam. Fun fact! Helman is the brand name of Coby Mayo.
Simeon Woods Richardson – 5 ip, 3 er, 6 baserunners, 6 ks, era at 4.58. Stream him and escaped through the hair on my Simeon Chin Chin.
Royce Lewis -2-out-5, 4 RBIs and are 11th and 12th Homer. He grew up in Orange County and he homeed in his first battle ever at Angel Stadium, which sounds super sweet, until you realize that he is in the competition for four years! How many games did he miss from the twins with which the angels are confronted with the angels in non-la, but really Anaheim? Has his family received tickets to see him in Anaheim every time the twins were in the city and instead look at Kyle Farmer? If I were his family, I would have worn Kyle Farmer Jerseys to yesterday’s game to see him. Actually, when I was in his family, I would call him Kyle Farmer all his life to destroy his pork chops. I would say, “Hey, Kyle, what’s going on, Kyle? How are you, Kyle?” This is actually the reason why my family is not allowed me.
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