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Kodai Senga – Now Sproat is popping up, it is suspected that Kodai will be sharpened.
Francisco Alvarez – will be activated today from the IL. He has a broken finger, wrist, ankle, two bullet joints that stick out of his shoulders that have to be covered again in the skin, and someone has done the “Got Ya Nose” to him who has him mentally in a bad place. But he is back, honey!
Jordan Hicks – Posted on the il with “We have no idea what is wrong with you, but there is something wrong with you.”
Ryan Pepiot – 5 ip, 0 er, 0 hits, 2 walks, 6 ks, era at 3.59. The five-aftering no-hitter in fewer than 100 fields is so funny for me. All I can do is imagine that Nolan Ryan shoots the ticker on the bottom of his TV every time it scrolls past. Every fifteen minutes: bang! Pepiot is a streamonator with champagne needs. He sounds like he’s better; His era is better; He throws five-aftering no-hitters, but his peripherals is quite standard.
Logan Allen – 5 IP, 3 ER, 8 Baserunners, 4 KS, ERA at 4.46. “Hey, what have I done?” That is Logan all who sees Nolan Ryan shooting the TV when the highlights of his team come up. It is not you, man!
Jose Ramirez -2-from-4 and his 27th Homer. Manzardo is fine, I think, but the Guardians are the most throwback team where one star and zippo is other guys. The Cubs of the Ernie Banks.
Kyle Manzardo -1-from-2 and his 25th Homer. Call him Ron Santo.
Freddy Peralta – 5 IP, 0 er, 5 baserunners, 8 ks, era at 2.50. That makes the 29 consecutive scoreless innings for Freddykbb. Orel Hershiser can stay asleep 20 more innings, but the leader of the Brewers of all time is starting to stir better. On 32 innings, the record holder of Brewers is the incomparable Teddy Higuera. Teddy established the record in 1987, after an excellent 1986. The 80s Brewers teams were special. Place Cecil Cooper in the Hall of Fame!
Ranger Suarez – 6 IP, 0 er, 8 baserunners, 4 ks, era at 2.89. His line did me a bit to see which team had the best starters era, because I thought it was Philly or the Brewers (their opponent), and it wasn’t. Brewers and Phillies were 2nd and 3rd respectively. The best team is gisworthy, I think, especially if you have had a spirit of the mind with baseball reference or have an upcoming interview at Elias Sports Bureau and you stuff. The number one team is also a lot at number one.
Louse rengo -2-Out-4, 3 RBIs and his 8th Homer. He will be buying column this afternoon – I’m joking! This is the first thing he has done the entire season. I know there is eight gays, but believe me, it’s his first. And he has 250 trapped stealing.
Kyle Hendricks – 6 IP, 2 er, 6 baserunners, zero ks, era at 4.81. If it is a comfort, if you started him, he would have given up 7 in 4 IP.
Seth Lugo -The ineffective list of an imposed injury, because it has not been effective in the past month, the ineffective list works.
Noah Cameron – 5 IP, 3 ER, 10 Baserunners (5 BBS), 5 KS, ERA at 3.03. Five Walks is a Eek. 10 Baserunners is a Eek. Three points in five innings is a Meh. Five KS is a meh. To quote Judy Jetson, Eek-Eek-Meh-Meh.
Salvador Perez -1-out-3 and his 24th Homer. His year has been completely respectable for a catcher and maybe he will be doing it for five years, but this year it will feel dive in the last year before the enormous cliff.
Adam Frazier -1-out-3 and his 6th Homer. If you have lost sight of Adam Frazier, he is currently between Pirates Stints. He will be back there in April.
Picante in twins -2-out-3 and his 29th Homer. Pasketti with the twirl of a bat as if he was picking up the sketti!
Bobby Witt Jr. -1-out-3 and his 21st Homer. Maybe I am crazy, but I get the feeling that Witt will be more affordable next year. Not surprising, perhaps at six or seven in general, but I am so in where it is.
Carlos Rodon – 6 IP, 1 er, 4 baserunners, 3 ks, era at 3.12. It doesn’t make his statistics better, but he gets an Ali G Respeak when I see that he threw 109 throws.
Jazz Chishholm Jr. – left with two knee contions. What do both knees beat? Unbelievable, just like I think he is on his way to a 30/30 season.
Ryan McMahon -3-out-4, 2 runs, 4 RBIs and his 19th Homer. Nineteen homers from one of the worst batters in the Majors is really inspiring. You can do everything you are doing!
Trent Grisham -2-out-5, 2 runs, 3 RBIs and his 30th Homer. Well, like a lead -off hitter. If you see what the lead -off lock of the Yanks can do for a player, you will never see it. It is just like the first time you realize that Michael Caine is just ‘my cocaine’.
Spencer Arrighetti – Unlikely returns during the regular season. What about the H2H play -offs? Hmm?
Jordan Alvarez -4-out-5, 2 run, 2 RBIs and his 5th Homer. Back-to-back four-hit nights, and a home run … AW Shucks, I play with the again Captain Woo Cubano. I am such a pushover!
Cristian Javier – 4 1/3 IP, 4 er, ERA at 4.43. See what I’m going to say for Pablo Lopez and think about it with Javier.
Pablo Lopez – will start today for the twins. PAB-LO sneaks back for the end of the season, ready for the play-offs (from 2026). Not a fan of going with pitchers who were injured for most of the season, so I would be careful.
Taj Bradley – 5 IP, 4 er, 9 baserunners, 7 ks, era at 4.92. Damn, he stopped again to reconnaissance reports.
Ryan Jeffers – Removed from the game after taking a melon. He will be treated for the fluttering birds circling in his head.
Kody Clemens -2-from-5 and his 15th Homer. Guy is such a better batter than his father.
Matt Wallner -1-out-3, 2 runs and his 21st Homer. He was the Lede Buy last week, who will be this week?! Haha, you will never know! Unless you return here around noon.
Kyle Teel -3-out-5, 3 runs, 4 RBIs and a slam (6) and legs (3), 2nd Homer in two games, and he will be mentioned in the buy-column of this afternoon. Oh, what a joy!
Colson Montgomery -1-out-2, 3 runs, 3 RBIs and his 17th Homer. All 17 homers have been in the 2nd half! Only Kyle Schwarber has more 2nd half homers.
Paul Scenes – 6 IP, 0 er, 3 baserunners, 8 ks, era at 1.98. When he turns 30, Skenes gets such a bad, three months season on the Dodgers before he needs Tommy John operation.
Mookie Betts – and his 15th Homer. Mookie dear! Well, Mookie Mid!
Blake Snell – 5 ip, 5 er, era on 3.19. This start was versus the pirates. Snell ya later! However, the pirates sweep the Dodgers. Show you how much money money matters. The topper will be when we hear that Snell is actually injured and will not make his next start.
Alexis Diaz – designated for assignment. His assignment is to make a time machine of a Delorean and to go back three years. Or, I think, his things can play back in the 80s.
Will Smith – will undergo a CT scan on his hand and will probably not play this weekend. Dodgers grabbed Ben Rortvedt to make a backup. Sounds like he’s a halfback! Huh?! Pretty good, right? No, seriously, was that logical? Every Hoo! This weekend the fantasy football season starts and is the best friend I have ever had and grab our imagination football tools.
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