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Ged Ladd writes …
From De Blue, Nigel Father-Barry invited a brace of Australian men’s and a combination of father and son-out to become a member of our regular Heavy Rollers group in Edgbaston. Nigel is our founder, so nobody, even Charley “The Gent” Malloy, can object.
I took action by documenting some moral riddles, which King Cricket may have published separately.
> Incredibly, despite the endless elite debate, Australians have again completely lost sight of ‘The Line’
I offered to walk our guests to the ground on the first day of the test competition. I tried to give them some elocation lessons during that two mile walk, but it was pretty hopeless; Their stremators just didn’t want to go.
I was merciful to get them intact on the floor and found a friendly steward who led the Aussie guests without forcing them in convicted costumes and without condemning them to the Eric Hollies stand; A place where Nigel had taught them to fear. I think I did well there, because during my various next walks around the ground I saw many people who have to be punished, especially near the Eric Hollies.
Our Antipodean guests actually turned out to be extremely good company and very well informed about cricket, who took up with the heavy roles and even with the various Raglan stand masses that were around our group. Devil -like infiltration.
The father, Dad Pete Blega, had, for example, on a honeymoon Vanuatu, an Austronesian archipelago/nationRarely visited by tourists, who has long fascinated me. I asked if the visit had had a lasting cultural impact on him and his family. Dad Pete said, “Mi not yet Lanem Bislama”. Pete’s son, Boe Blong Pete, shook his head and competitive. When I asked if Dad had brought Pete Blong Vila back a range of penis gourds As souvenirs I indeed got some very strange looks. In fact, Boe Boe quickly changed the subject and told stories about his father who struggled with a Giant Moray Eeling In the Indo-Pacific Seas.
Towards the end of the game of the first day, a nice but rather drunk man behind us asked if our guests wanted a photo of themselves with our group. Thanks to that man for the next surprisingly good Snap.
From left to right: Ged Ladd, Boe Blong Pete, Papa Pete Blega, Charley “The Gent” Malloy, The Boy Malloy, Harsha Goble. Keep in mind that Nigel Father-Barry chose not to appear in the photo; Understandably, the circumstances.
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