It is interesting for me how different J. Lo, the four-fold partition separation with six broken commitments, from JA-LO is, what I only answer the phone with a funny voice. By the way, thinking of the most recent divorce by J. Lo, and does Ben Affleck know that there are women with a other name than Jennifer? Doesn’t he want to learn a new name? Did he like Bennifer’s melifluity so much that he had to keep doing it? [looks up to the ceiling] Damn, I thought if I were to work in a sentence, balloons would fall immediately if I won something. Unfortunately! So, so, Jacob Lopez (7 2/3 IP, 0 er, 3 hits, zero walks, 10 ks, era on 3.59) rocks. He is 27 years old, which is a bit old, but cannot accuse a man that he is stuck in two organizations that do not promote prospects (rays and A’s, the AYs). What is quite unheard of is how Lopez went from the rays to the As, and the last one was the team to find out his things. It has a 65% Z-swing% and 81.2% Z contact. The first song is Top 30, the 2nd percentage is top seven and the real courage that does not melt. Play on word points! The top six on the Z contact: Skubal, St Cese, Skenes, Wheeler, Joe Ryan, Cristopher Sanchez then Lopez. Stakes the making is very bad luck and the others don’t need me to explain it. Jacob Lopez could be special next year, and this feels like the first 2026 Fantasy Baseball Sleeper. Say yes-lo to my little friend! Anyway, this is what I saw even more yesterday in Fantasy Baseball:
Colby Thomas -1-Uit-1, 3 RBIs and his 1st career homer. Gosh, I have not thought of him since the 2nd season of Survivor.
Tyler Soderstrom -1-out-4 and his 21st Homer and 2nd Homer in two games. Soder, he says, as if he is wearing a hunting vest that someone answers about what he drinks, seems to be hot for pieces, such as a yoga mother and cold, who you think was good for Soder, but it turns out that it is not; A bubbling. The previous sentence was offered to you by Gray with only four games on the schedule had time to have fun.
Mitchell Parker – 5 ip, 4 er, 9 baserunners, 4 ks, era at 5.43. Mr. Parker’s and the vicious circle of not very good pitching, and streamonator hates his next more.
Bryan Reynolds -2-from-4 and his 11th Homer, hit .239. Has done a double look at that. “Are you sure that is not his first Homer of the Year?” I am talking to the box score.
Henry Davis -2-out-4, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and his 5th Homer, hit .172. Hammerin ‘Hank Davis! Wow, the prospect -boys are fine! He’s good!
Paul Scenes – 6 ip, 0 er, 7 hits, zero walks, 8 ks, era at 1.94. That is his career high in hits allowed: 7. That is ridiculous. By the way, if you had told me that Skenes had more gayers than Bryan Reynolds, I would have believed you. ELF? Like the 35-year-old girl who plays an 11-year-old in the new season of Stranger Things? Wow, that’s surprising.
Brady singer – 3 2/3 IP, 4 er, ERA at 4.53. Are you going to Pittsburgh and will there be trounded? That is a sad number, singer.
Eura Perez – 5 1/3 IP, 5 er, ERA at 3.25. You can’t rain on my enthusiasm 2026 for him. No Eurainy on my Eurthusiasma. I’m sorry. Unless he is injured – yes, don’t even say that.
Graham Paoley -1-out-3, 2 RBIs and his 3rd Homer, 2nd Homer in two games. St. Pauley’s girl could be a hot schmotato, and no, he will not be in the buy -column of this afternoon because Dur.
Marcell Ozuna -3-out-4 and his 16th Homer. Braves entered the Marlins in the division in the division in the division. You know, just try to understand the thought behind Ozuna that hurts all year round. In fact, it might be his call because he is a Freee agent after this year. Bad time to have your worst season. He should have went to the offseason seminar through Jorge Soler, “have a year! A contract year”, in the Parsippany Ramada.
Drake Baldwin -3-out-5, 5 RBIs and are 12th and 13th Homer. The only story of the only positive Braves all year round? Or do I forget someone? Not a great year for the ATL.
Carlos Carrasco – 5 2/3 IP, 6 er, ERA at 6.18. That is the way the cookie crumbles. Or crumbl, if cookie companies want to sponsor me. Wink, wink.
Josh Naylor – Grimed on a swing and that is definitely a sloping injury, although I do not know what a sloping or where it is or that it even really exists, but the Ms said it is actually his shoulder. I don’t know if this is better or worse news. Maybe he can just squeeze and steal bases.
Logan Gilbert – 5 IP, 1 er, 5 baserunners, 6 ks, era at 3.35. His peripherals is striking. I doubt that he will be set up next year, but his underlying statistics are, pounds for pounds, almost every pitcher. Like utility good. Could make a matter that they are better than those of Skenes.
Randy Arozarena -1-out-5, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and his 23rd Homer. The Rice Bowls had a nice bouncy season. I hesitantly call him a zombbino, because of the deep, rich history that the word entails. Strangely enough, he was yesterday next to George Springer on the player rater (no longer, it changes from one day to the next) and they are both zombbinos, such as the strict zombbinos define it.
Cal Raleigh -0-out-3. You know, I love this big catcher, but I think the season is starting to wear on him, or the dreaded derby-curse.
Michael A. Taylor -1-out-5 and his 7th Homer, and his 2nd Homer in two games. Mainly known for his business layer and trouser suits, that’s Michael Ann Taylor Homing. So, hot schmotato alert? Of course, I think. He will not be in the buying column of this afternoon, because have a self -respect, would you please?
Brooks Baldwin -1-Out-4 and his 2nd Homer. Fun fact! He is the only non-Wacko Baldwin brother.
Shane Smith – 5 ip, 2 er, 5 baserunners, 8 ks, era at 4.22. If you know a blacksmith and they make a metal sex toy to throw on the field at a WNBA game, that is: “Have some shame, Smith!” It’s something else, you see? Smith is a streamonator call that will probably not even be presented by the robot, so that’s there.
Chase Mile – Hit the Il with a thumb contusion. If he pulled a face on his thumb, it would be a thumb shadow.
Michael King – set to be activated for the start of Saturday. That means that today is your last day of: “My 1st starter has been set back! This will be all I have ever dreamed, it would be! Or is it dreamed? Meh, what makes it!
#impressed #JLo #van #Rotsen