Here it is, a glorious September Sunday, and where am I? Walking out? Picking Apple? Play tennis? No. I’m just here in front of my damn laptop. The weather has been too nice to stare at screens, but it’s beyond time to show my blog a little love … and these ugly clothes a little hate.
Nominated #1: Jannik Sinner
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I love the colors of autumn. There is the lively awning of Karmozijnrode maple and yellow birches, the rich wooden tones of acorns kicked and happily on country road, the quieter pink of Sedum. But although I appreciate that the sinner is in the spirit of things, sometimes is less more. The Italian looks like he has fallen in a whole barrel of pumpkin herb.
Nominated #2: Frances Tiafoe
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The American normally cuts a wild figure, but is it possible to take his roar seriously when he wears these laughable tiger stripes? This is not tennis clothing. This is the jammies of a five -year -old.
Nominated #3: Naomi Osaka
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Several people told me that Osaka belonged in the face-offs. Well, here she is, but probably not where you all wanted her. I don’t understand why people – and you know who you are – liked this Getup. Maybe you were blinded by the stones.
My objections are a lot. First, there is the issue of color. It’s just too purple, such as directly out-of-the-crayola-box purple. What about what nuance? What about Lila? Or plum? Any other shadow would be better than this.
Then there is the pure volume of the double bubble skirt. Why would anyone want to play a sport with so much dust that swings around her legs – although it should be said that it didn’t seem to be slowing Osaka.
But my most important problem with this dress is the silhouette. When I see this dress, I can only think …
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That is the character of McDonald’s Grimace, for you young people who are there. And don’t you feel crazy to want grimas on the best dressed list?
But when I was writing this message, I wondered: why is there a Grimace clothing quickly at the heels of the Hamburglar outfit of Carlos Alcaraz at Roland Garros:
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At the moment you think: “That is just a coincidence, deb.” Is it? I like to have a bit of an amateur speechneust, after having devoured any Nancy Drew book in addition to a weekly dose of Scooby-Doo. While I further investigated this mystery, I discovered this photo:
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That is Venus and Serena, together with the McDonaldland gang in a undonfined but clearly very old photo! What’s going on here?!
It is clear that the secret influence of the fast food giant runs long and deep in this sport, so I will come into view for more clothing with a character theme in the future. For example, I would pay good money to see a top 10 player competing in a mayor McCheese-inspired kit:
(Credit for the observation of Hamburglar/Alcaraz goes to the always witty Andy Roddick.)
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