Listen, I am as open as the next man, but:
Kevin Gausman threw a great game, and I don’t want to be that guy, but I think he could have throw great without doing this after every strike
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– Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social)) September 11, 2025 at 2.44 pm
What is this all about? Come on! They can’t limit this to between innings? Embrace the pennant race! “The Pennant Race,” guys, embrace that! Yesterday, Kevin Gamman threw his 2nd career shutout, went 9 ip, 0 er, 2 hits, 1 walk, 9 ks, era up to 3.44. An era not as funny as 3,434, of course. (It’s hehe on a calculator. Please blow in my brain because I didn’t get past the 4th grade.) Gausman’s last 24 IP, 10 hits, two free runs, 22 ks and an ERA of 0.75. The season -era fell from 3.87 to 3.44 in its last three starts, all against Postseason teams. Last seven starts and his era is 2.02. His Fastball was higher yesterday than his seasonal average (95.1 MPH vs. 94.4), but it is the splitter where all dazzling goes: 84 MPH with a touch of 38%. Ridiculous masterpiece and locked up at the right time for the H2H play -offs. I think if it lasts 79 strike confirmations per game, it is. Anyway, this is what I saw even more yesterday in Fantasy Baseball:
Davis Schneider -1-out-3, 2 RBIs and his 11th Homer. Guess who made him a Batty call yesterday? This guy with two thumbs pointing at this beautiful hair head!
Cristian Javier – 6 IP, 4 ER, 7 Baserunners, 6 KS, ERA at 4.78. Is he healthy? That is all we have to deal with on Javier for next year. For this year? You have hit your head if you think I will start it this year. Do I have to do you on the 7-day concussion Il. Does your H2H competition have that for owners?
Lourdes Gurriel Jr. – will miss nine to 10 months after ACL operation. I just let a small, hardly heard woof.
Johan Oviedo – 5 2/3 IP, 2 er, 8 baserunners, 5 ks, era at 2.81. Oviedo killed the radio star … Oviedo killed the radio aster … oviedo – oh, sorry, I didn’t hear you coming in. Welcome, boys and five girls’ readers, streamonator predicted a line of 5 IP, 2 er, 7 baseunners, 5 ks. Another baserunner and more third of a collection more! You stupid robot!
Povich – 5 2/3 IP, 2 ER, 7 Baserunners, 6 KS, ERA at 5.05. Because I was looking for Oviedo, Povich’s streamonator predicted that the line 5 2/3 IP, 2 er, 7 baserunners, was 6 ks. An extra third of a collection! Come on robot! By the way, we also have projections for Fantasy Football. You can get a three -day trial version for free and see how it is doing this weekend.
Jesus Luzardo – 8 ip, 4 er, 5 hits, zero walks, 10 ks, era at 4.03. Luzardo was four points on five hits for the first six batters, then perfect for the next 7 1/3 IP. The full Luzardo experience in one beginning! The Mets are also the first team that scores four runs in the 1st and then have no other baseunner. The whole experience of the Mets too!
Otto Kemp -2-out-4, 2 runs, 3 RBIs and his 6th Homer, 2nd Homer in three games. Welp, Hot Schmotato! He will not be in the buy -column of this afternoon, but he is here now and he starts every game instead of Bohm.
David Peterson – 5 IP, 3 er, 8 baserunners, 8 ks, era at 3.77. Just like Ronnie Miller’s brother, Chuckie, I no longer trust a man da. Peterson.
Ryan Weathers – 5 ip, 0 er, 5 hits, zero walks, 4 ks, era at 2.73, because it was activated from the IL. He looked great before he hit the Il for a longer period and was great in rehabilitation. I think he could have been as good as Cristopher Sanchez as he remained healthy, and I trust him now.
Mackenzie Gore – 5 IP, 2 er, 6 baserunners, 4 ks, era at 4.14, because it was activated from the IL. Next March, when my spirit goes away by men in the black-type mind who knew during the low season, then I might like Gore again, but at the moment I don’t want part of him.
Picante in twins -1-out-3, 2 RBIs and his 30th Homer, hit .262. With a rotation of the bat, Pasketti made that meatball from him.
Stephen Kolek – 6 2/3 IP, 1 er, 4 baserunners, 4 ks, era at 3.71. Royals’ pitching coach is so good that he really deserves me and knows who he is, but why would you spoil the mystery? Maybe it’s Lorenzo Lamas.
Gavin Williams – 6 IP, 2 er, 7 baserunners, 6 ks, era on 3.16. This led me to the streamonator to tell you who was confronted with the royals this weekend, but it is Taijuan Walker/Buehler. Taijuan is okay, I think, but I wouldn’t touch Buehler.
CJ Kayfus -1-out-3, 2 RBIs and his 3rd Homer, while he contained 9th because Nolan Jones, who is the worst batter in the Majors, I think. And the .176 hitting George Valera as the two-Hole Slagman. Listen, if you can make terrible management movements, you just have to.
Jackson Merrill -1-out-3 and his 11th Homer, hit .259, while he is now in the six hole. He is in no way that he will not bounce back next year, but now I don’t want him to have a huge last few weeks and ruin the discount. Stay down, Jackson!
Randy Vasquez – 6 ip, o, 4 hits, zero walks, 9 ks, era at 3.72. Throw everyone versus de Rockies.
Mike Forel -2-out-6, 2 runs and his 21st Homer and 1st Thuis Run since 6 and eight homers since I told you to sell him on July 4. He hit last month .214 with one Homer. He has 399 gays in his career. He should choose to go into the Hall of Fame as a dodger.
Logan Davidson -2-from-4 and his 1st career Homer. Fun fact! David’s father was Mark. Foreign.
Bryce Miller – 5 2/3 IP, 4 er, 6 hits, zero walks, 11 ks, era at 5.59. If this were May, I would talk about dizzy on. Because it is September, I am dizzy down.
Ian Seymour – 5 1/3 IP, 3 ER, 7 Baserunners, 5 KS, ERA at 3.16. The peripherals of Ian Seymour are excellent. It is only 42 2/3 IP and three starts, so warn the Emptor, but 11 k/9, 3 BB/9, 3.38 XFIP, those figures also match its minor league numbers. This is a wink-Wink-Nudge-Nudge-Kazoo if someone is looking for a cheap pitcher for next year in a keeper.
Shane Smith – 5 2/3 IP, 0 er, 5 baserunners, 4 ks, era at 3.78. Watching Shane’s peripherals (Meh, not great), and typed in Shane in the search bar and there were many fathers who loved Shane Rawley and said: “We call our child Shane, that’s all I will hear about this!” Shane Rawley: The world’s first baseball Shane. A bit surprised no one who has named their child after the Alan Ladd film. I didn’t see Shane in MLB for Rawley. The carrot that jumped the Shane tree. Hey, it was a short schedule day, and these are the things I think about.
Dillon dangles -2-out-4, 2 RBIs and his 13th Homer. When he behind the home plate squats, he leaves something behind for the opposite catcher. He calls that a Dingler special.
Cam Schlittler – 6 IP, 1 er, 7 baserunners, 7 ks, era at 3.05. Looked at this whole start and he looks solid. A bit wild sometimes with the ball nowhere near the plate, but his peripherals (10.1 k/9, 3.9 BB/9) say he is solid, and it didn’t look like smoke and mirrors for me. Streamonator is dubious at his next, but I would start him.
Giancarlo Stanton -1-out-5 and his 20th Homer. That gives the Yankees seven players with 20 gays, the record is eight players. Volpe is on 19 homers. So the Yankees stay with seven players.
Aaron Judge -3-out-4, 3 runs and its 45th and 46th Homer. He tied Joe D. on the home run of Yankees of all time. But what kind of cup of coffee makes the right?
Anthony Volpe – Yankees revealed that Volpe played with a torn Labrum since 4 May. A torn Labrum is the Labrum that most infielers use to field grounders. Yes, you read that well. May 4! Penciled in the worst shortstops that have ever stopped with a broken shoulder for months! For at least two months while they had Caballero. Do Aaron Boone and Cashman have lifetime contracts? Is the hall just not? Is Hal Steinbrenner like most American sons fighting against his father’s legacy by never firing anyone? Hall knows he can fire people? What a crazy story. What is the next step, a man is not diagnosed with a concussion for months and then has to retire? … Oh, wait …
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