There is a shortage of male pornstars – this is what is necessary to register

I don’t do a hardcore porn. Nothing against it and never say never, but currently I am too busy playing a disappointed director to take the trouble to diversify.

Many of my friends, however, take care of their lives that sex changes to the camera, and they constantly moan about the colossal shortage of men.

What? A lack of chaps who want to have energetic, creative sex with some of the most beautiful, adventurous women in the world, and is paid for it, I hear you cry! Certainly not? But yes, really.

Although you might read about the queues of men who want to participate in the stunts of Bonnie Blue, it is a huge problem elsewhere.

Porn producers regularly hold auditions for new male artists, who advertise on X. Auditions that consist of their appearance and have sex with the women of their dreams. But in general nobody shows.

The reason why is somewhat a mystery – it has been a regular moan in recent decade. We hear a lot of bravado from men on social media until it is actually time to appear and sign release forms.

Perhaps men feel their identity and self -respect closer to their sexual performance than women. Perhaps porn is the fault for every social disease is also a factor. We know that young people always become Puritan and have less sex than previous generations.

There is just a drought among young men who want to enter this industry. But I think it is a special skill to climax to order for a room full of strangers.

In the rare cases, a brave guy crawls through the door, it can be told you to know that there is very little through -lying process. Then, even when he undresses, his path to pleasure is often thwarted by his own treacherous physique.

Surrounded by actors, camera crew, producer, wardrobe, make -up artist and a (usually female) director Barking: “Get an erection now!” He will often be unable and humiliated.

And if he succeeds in getting that test, he will be expected to be orders at the moment and the place of the director’s director, at the moment and the place of the director, at what time he will generally run away.

Occasionally we can replace other substances with the organic spark-ice sugar or Calpol, standard backups in industry care are simply to buy the pink-tinted strawberry version The real is much less edit.

Girls have it much easier. We can easily force any phase of excitement. A good spray, a healthy dose of panting, sighing, noisy shouting. But you probably don’t need me to tell that.

We can also wear corsets to hide our belly, stockings to hide lumpy thighs – men do not have such tricks to hide.

A Japanese porn actor recently claimed that there are around 70 men for 10,000 women in his industry. He has had sex with 8,000 of them, usually 2-3 a day, so heaven knows that he is doing his bit, but he cannot hold on forever.

Men who can occur in porn are in fact so rare, especially young men, that they are quite overwhelmed by women and work, and if one of them is a HIV, as happened in Nevada in 2014, sends the shock waves of pure terror through industry.

It would not happen in the UK or really somewhere, because you need a certificate that shows that you have tested negatively for diseases sent within the past two weeks.

The last time it happened, I was suddenly flooded with porn -super stars desperately to dress as schoolgirls and take one of my famous packers so that they could continue to earn while they waited for their test results.

The men who shine in my Spanking films are not paid. I fair this free work because they really want to be in these films, for pleasure and prestige, sometimes they sometimes pay me to participate.

Sometimes they get their travel costs: they usually pay me for the chance to be on the set. In so -called ethical porn, however, they enjoy the same rates as women.

This seems to me in the heroic, impressive, also idiot. Many more men want to be in porn than want to see Men in hitting porn: the unbreakable rules of supply and demand that inform our capitalist economy suggest that men must at most be rewarded with a mug of tea.

However, hard nuclear porn is a completely different game. So, guys, do you feel like going?

Do you want to earn a fortune while traveling the world of the world in the world, the most beautiful women you have ever seen, beds?

All you have to do is take the lead over your Todger.

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