They are the 17th annual raid balls! Wow! They are old enough to smoke weed and drink beer while pretending they don’t drink beer or smoke weed! Next year the raid ballies will join the army while they leave their three -month -old and girlfriend. The raid balls will be a prestige film with Timothée Chalamet as the raid ballie! Must be honest, Timothée is a bit effete. It’s Timothy, boy! Put your back upright! Welcome back to our final prices before the end of the year! If there are problems with the ballot papers, don’t look at me. These were all in tabular form at the accountancy firm of Fried, Kremer and Bregman. Stop giving the angry eye, Max Kepler! You may wonder why I host. Well, at the last minute our other host had to withdraw. Unfortunately Joe Buck could not be a hair. I mean here. Haha … wait a minute! I just want to thank everyone. I appreciate all of you, except Gunnar Henderson. The O’s have moved the fences inwards, you schmohawk! Okay, enough foolishness, Tommy Boy, now at the prices, without which you would have no idea who this year was the best and worst batters and pitchers, and you would publish your own awards and you don’t care if you’re “low sodium tomato soup in a sourdough” lunch of the person of the person of the person too “also won that, also with the person from the person that too. are the final prizes for the best and worst of 2025 Fantasy Baseball:
Fantasy NL Most Valuable Player – Thinking about starting a land war in Asia in an alternative universe where Shohei Ohtani was not allowed to come to MLB. Don’t worry, we are now in the right timeline. Thanks to me! I am like Dr. That Dr. Meet that*ck gives. The past two years have been wild for top seasons of all time-acuña in 2023, then Ohtani. This year? Not close to a top season always. Oh, there were great seasons of the top three, but Shohei Ohtani hit the same number of homers this year, with 39 fewer Steals! It took more than 100 years for a season to crack the best seasons of all time, then we had it in back-to-back years of two different players? That seemed unreal. Are we sure that Manfred is not alone to see who the top player is in August and then feeds them resilient balls in September? Wait, that’s probably what he is doing, but this year the resilient balls went to the buttman in Seattle, and he doesn’t steal 50 bags. The difference between Ohtani and the number two last year was ten dollars in value. The difference this year between the top three? Under four dollars. More in the next price.
Fantasy Al Most Valuable Player – I would like to congratulate Cal Raleigh. There is nothing but here, except his. He did the unheard of, and rose to heights nobody thought that was possible for a catcher in Seattle. It is not even a park of a batters! He was the first non-yourchese American League player to hit 60 gayers. Seriously, the hyperbols have hyperboles and those hyperboles brought their own superlatives and they still have no descriptions for his huge donkey season. Cal had the most valuable season as far as I can ever remember (granted, my brain has been baked), so that is the price he wins below and the Al MVP Award is Aaron JudgeS. The strange thing about Judge is that he has been incredible for three of the last four years. Perhaps the best three years in a period of four years that we have ever seen. The weird part? He is consistently overshadowed by insane years of others. 2022 was his year to cherish, but his crazy 2024 was overshadowed by Ohtani and this year you know the BAT signal? Judge was overshadowed by a butt signal.
Fantasy Al Cy Young – Garrett -Haken Vesta Tarik Skubal, which is perhaps the most surprising price here. Judge beat Raleigh, which is only surprising if you are dragged into stories. Crochet defeated Skubal and there are no stories. It was only an insane year that turned an insane year in the last two weeks. Crochet ended with a value of $ 36.4 on the player rater and Skubal’s was $ 35.4. In the end it was the 18 victories versus 13, which helped to sew the crochet.
Fantasy NL Cy Young -My best ranked -World Was Tarik Skubal, my best -ranked NL Wereld was Paul Scenes. “Never Trust Starters” is poked in the face and falters against the ropes, falling. Wait, it rises again with Hunter Brown, Cristopher Sanchez and Carlos Rodon are top ten starters and are not drafted there! In reality, starters suck. Paul Skenes has set up two of the best seasons ever to start a career, but without victories his fantasy value, although great, was $ 5 less than last year’s best NL, Chris Sale. There were actually two already -starters (hook and skubal) better than Skkenes this year. However, give the hook of Skenes and he is the best starter in baseball. I’m going to start calling Skenes, big no decision, which will sound stupid in 2030 when he is on the Yanks.
Fantasy is least valuable player – For the seventh year in a row this can go to Anthony Rendon – Hold on, the accountants show me. I can’t hear you from a seven -foot distance! Walk over the basement of my mother and the beautiful shag carpet and whisper to me! It’s not Rendon? Okay, Gunnar Henderson – not him either? Even if I really want him it is? Damn, that’s a shame. The least valuable player of this year is …Jordan Alvarez! Come up and receive your price! [Yordan tumbles up the stairs and cracks three ribs] Sigh.
Fantasy NL least for Player – I indicate this price Brenton Doyle–Chrap, I was told that we do not have this prize to give Doyle, because Nolan Jones still has it from the previous year. Well, at least I know that it can’t be Hunter Goodman next year! Ugh, the accountants tell me that it can be Hunter Goodman next year. Runner-up for this price was everyone on the Braves, except Drake Baldwin.
Most valuable player based on the draft prize – Do you know what is cool to dream about? No, don’t marry the partner of your dreams and have children who don’t hate you. That ship is sailed! What is cool to dream about is the preparation of the most valuable player based on value every year in every competition. You could do it, but still? Last year it was Brent Rooker, and everything you needed to set him up was believing in the A’Ss. Holy Crap, guess who has won this year?! Cal Raleigh. That is exactly what Raleigh did this year: Holy Crap. Every day. You could have had it in every competition if you had the foresight to set him up. It cost you about a 110th general ADP, and was almost 1 of 1. Most of these will save for the previous season, but that’s why it is always Goofy when people ask what design they would like. The 111st draft slot! That!
Fantasy -In Sucks if you have prepared this guy, but if you have made a backup of your concept day bet with a bet that he would be fantasy pos, you would have done it great! At the beginning of the year he was 100 to 1 chances to be Fantasy Pos. What an incredible return on an investment of $ 1. Sad that it makes an investment of $ 25 in auction to get this year’s imagination, Pos, Emmanuel -Classe. Pay the line.
TOP SAGNOF – Jose Caballero/Carlos Estevez – Remember that the essence of Sagnof is and steals cheap rescues. Caballero defeated his former teammate, Chandler Simpson by simply playing more. I imagine that Chandler is about to go on a multi -year run, such as Forrest Gump. As far as Estevez is concerned, he was the most pure, distilled version of Sagnof for Saves. He was the Everclear of Sagnof. Available in all concepts without a top choice and all those rescues.
Fantasy Hitter you probably fell and picked up a dozen times – “You really think this year’s outbreak will be I Adell? What year, am I right? Haha, just kidding! Wow, in April is terrible! See you soon! Wait a minute! This is not bad! I have to pick it up, right? Wow! What a ride! In June is insane! I love Jo Adell !!! … Welp, the honeymoon is over, I think. Hello, Jo Adell in August !!! We are again! See you, Adell, you’re cold … hello, Adell, you’re hot … goodbye cold! Hello hot! Hey, Gray, Adell has stopped hitting. Hey, Gray, Adell hits. Hey, Gray is hit Adell or not? … hey, gray !!! Hey gray !!! Adell !!! Hey gray !!! Adell !!! ” [smoke rises from your ears]
Player you had forever and probably should have fallen – Royce Lewis Had some steals at the end of the year. I tell you that simple, because if you had it, you probably won’t pay attention to September. Runner Up: Sandy Alcantara.
Player on the top of your distance statements that you simply couldn’t bring to pick up and it will cost you – “Who do you want me to pick up? Geraldo Per Domo? Jerry ever a Domo? No, I’m good. “
Pitcher, you streamed so much that you eventually had it – “Okay, I’m grabbing Trevor Rogers Before his start, but I drop it immediately afterwards. ” * Five months later *” In the hope that Trevor Rogers will start in my H2H final, he is my most reliable starter. “
Player, you waited for the other shoe to drop, but luckily it never did – “So, when does it Trevor -Story get injured? Mid -April? “Runner-up: Byron Buxton.
Player, you waited for the other shoe to drop and it kicked you in the groin – “Pete Crow-Armstrong Is one of the greatest of all time in the 1st half. He can’t be stopped! “Oopsie.
Player, you waited for the other shoe to drop and when it did, you were good with it – Nathan Eovaldi succeeded in offering a little value beyond his sales-it date, even if he threw so many innings that he can no longer lift his arm.
Player you have taken away, which you were most sorry about – “After June, Kyle Schwarber Is boiled city, I’m going out now! Exchange him for Pete Crow-Armstrong! “Three days in July:” This is the worst mistake of my life. “
Player you have exchanged, you are most sorry about – “Gray, I know you say you are not acting in the preseason, but I just got it Jordan Alvarez And Bryce Harper For Cal Raleigh and Jose Ramirez! I am to win what winning is to lose! “
Remember that feeling you had when you came in on your parents who had sex, this pitcher gave you that feeling every fifth day – “Hey, Mom, you know where the remote control is – Oh my God AARON NOLA What do you do with my fantasy team Stop !! Go off her !!! That’s my mom !!! “Then Aaron Nola impregnated your mother and left you to raise your brother or sister, but luckily Roki Sasaki says that he will help as soon as he returns from rehabilitation.
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