Jurickson Professor ever busted for PEDs? Oops. Caught twice? You’re kidding, who do you think you are, ARod? You’re not even a power hitter. What are you trying to do? Come on, man! You really seem like a dummy. I have no sympathy for Jurickson Profar, having had all the sympathy in the world for […]
Oh, guess what, traitors? We’re done with the fantasy baseball rookies and on to the 2026 fantasy baseball sleepers! Can I get a what-WHAT?! No, the 2nd ‘what’ is louder, not from a standing position. That’s what capital letters mean: louder. Did you think hats meant it was said while wearing a baseball cap? You […]
The Marlins will be without outfielder Kyle Stowers For a few weeks after he had suffered a degree 1 in his left side, manager Clayton McCullough informed reporters (Link via Christina de Nicola or MLB.com). He goes on the 10-day injured list before tomorrow’s series in Boston. Daniel Álvarez-Montes of the extra. First reported that […]