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Jurickson Professor ever busted for PEDs? Oops. Caught twice? You’re kidding, who do you think you are, ARod? You’re not even a power hitter. What are you trying to do? Come on, man! You really seem like a dummy. I have no sympathy for Jurickson Profar, having had all the sympathy in the world for […]
The Angels added an outfielder Jos Lowe in last night’s three-team trade, that created a reliever Brock Burke to Cincinnati. General manager Perry Minasian held a Zoom call this morning after the trade was completed, which revealed Lowe could compete for the center field job. “He’s obviously had some up and down seasons with injuries, […]
The rankings start on Monday! [rings a giant bell like it’s an 18th century Christmas tale] “The rankings start on Monday,” he screams bloody murder at some wretched soul. Okay, enough yelling and let’s get back to business. Wait, another shout: the Dodgers spent more money while 29 other teams do nothing! Marlins will enter […]
