People who celebrate their fantasy baseball championships today pic.twitter.com/4bavgwku88
– Razzball (@Razzball) October 5, 2022
That is the best encapsulation of the joy of winning a Fantasy Baseball League. I am sick, it’s on point. I hope everyone has the feeling that “all of Sorky dances while very white music plays surrounded by middle -aged men” yesterday. Today is the day that you realize that you spent 27,000 man -hours this summer with beating eleven other strangers to win a virtual trophy, and it feels great! That is if you have won your competition, if you have arrived in the 2nd or worse, you will get an A for effort. A large, shiny make-bellieve A.
So another fantasy -long ball season is in the books, and with a baseball season in the books, this means that the Yordan Alvarez season is now in the books, and that is why we have to burn books. To ask? * Calls a man on who sank* Yes? “If I go to iHop, is it Mehop, myselfhop or Ihop, or does it depend on use?” Goddamn, are you, Cody Bellinger?! Stop smoking so much weed! * Cody lowers his head, kicks a rock and walks out of the room* okay, if there are no more questions, I have one: how long before the ranking of next year comes out?! Wait, I have to write them. When I’m done, I start to put them on us Patreon. Now, another question, what should I do in the next three months? Oh, yes, write the ranking! Anyway, this is what I saw more this weekend in Fantasy Baseball:
Justin Landlander – 6 IP, 2 er, 6 baserunners, 7 ks, era at 3.85. Even the curse of being on the cover of the Aarp -Journal could not stop him.
Willy Adames -1-out-3 and his 30th Homer, hit .225. To be honest, not the worst season for him. If he hit .224 and 29 homers, it would have been worse.
Rafael Devers -1-out-4, 2 runs and his 35th Homer. He played 163 games this year. Eat Ad, Cal Ripken Jr.!
Logan Webb – 5 1/3 IP, 0 er, 3 hits, zero walks, 8 ks, era at 3.22. He led the NL with 224 KS and MLB in innings with 207. On the other side of the diamond, the sucking had the worst rotation era in history. What are they going to do as an encore? Kris Bryant: The number one starter of Rockies who comes out of the camp!
Eura Perez – 5 1/3 IP, 3 ER, 6 Baserunners, 11 KS, ERA at 4.25. Whatever you offer on Eury in next year’s concepts, I will offer another dollar. We are going to the moon on Eury-Stonks!
Edward Cabrera – 5 IP, 0 ER, 7 Baserunners (5 BBS), 7 KS, ERA at 3.53, while he was confronted with the fun. Spend money from the entire season to put together a great team? Absolute! 21 games more than .500 during the season? I can’t blow that! Go against the Marlins in their last match where the opposite starter allowed five free runs, and lose the Reds and open the door to the play -offs? How can they lose this? I present you, the most innovative team: the Mets.
Nick Kurtz -1-out-4, 2 RBIs and his 36th Homer. Okay, top 20 in general in 2026?
Mike Yastrzemski -2-from-4 and a double slam (16, 17) and legs (7). I streamed it yesterday! Woohoo! (To go to a draw for 7th place.) LFG !!!
Trey YESAVAGE – 5 IP, 0 er, 7 baserunners, 5 ks, era at 3.21. More such as Trey-Dot-Twenty-One Yes Coverage.
Alejandro Kirk -3-out-5, 6 RBIs and are 14th and 15th Homer. He hit two meatballs. I would like to report, meatball on meatball crime!
George Springer -3-out-4, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and a slam (32) and legs (18), hit .309. This zombbino is about to go 3/1/.203 in April and miss the next four months in 2026. Can I now write the Schmoawk post?
Cal Raleigh -1-out-3, hit .247. What a wanderer (complementary).
Freddie Freeman -1-from-2, 2 RBIs and his 24th Homer, hit .295. Said this recently, but Freeman remains productive, even while people (I) write it off (three years ago).
Shohei Ohtani -3-out-5, 2 runs and his 55th Homer, a new career height. .282/.392/.622 with 55 home runs, 102 RBIs, 146 runs, 20 stolen bases. On the hill: 47 innings, 62 strikeouts, 9 walks, 3 hours allowed, 2.87 ERA, 1.90 FIP. Does his rear portic have his own zip code? Then not my MVP.
Clayton Kershaw – 5 1/3 IP, 0 ER, 5 Baserunners, 7 KS, ERA at 3.36, while he brightens up his last regular season match. 2.53 Career era is the 15th best of all time (min. 2855 IP). There will never be anyone like him (because clones is illegal).
Trea Turner -0-from-2 when he was activated from IL EN .304 hit to win the NL-BAGE title, and no one else in the NL hit .300. I don’t even make a joke. Wtf.
Kyle Schwarber -0-out-3. He led the Majors in Ribbies with 132. Okay, technically, Tony Roma leads the world in Ribbies. But Schwarber led MLB.
Mick Abel – 6 IP, 0 er, 4 baserunners, 9 ks, era at 6.23. For all those who say you can no longer go home, Mick Abel was. [tear falls from eye, thinking about how perfect that sentence was]
Cristopher Sanchez – 5 2/3 IP, 0 er, 2 hits, zero walks, 7 ks, era at 2.50. When I go through my positional ranks, I go more in -depth on Sanchez, but he has become an ace.
Seiya Suzuki -1-out-3 and his 32nd Homer and 4th consecutive game with a Homer. Said this last week when he homely since August 6, there are people who will tell you with a straight face that there is no such thing as a warm or cold bat. I’m a crow on the straw man!
Javier Baez -1-Out-4, 3 RBIs and his 12th Homer. Member when people said, “Ooh, Javy Baez is a comeback player of the year?” It turned out that he was: “Sorta decent player of May and June.”
Geraldo Per Domo -1-out-5, 1 RBI, hit .290. Perhaps everyone had the most of the radar season. I know we are not concerned with war here, but Per Domo is in the top five in the Majors.
Kettle mars -1-out-3 and his 28th Homer, hit .283. That is in just 126 games. I think I became a fan fan. [hiccup]
Brandon Pfaadt – 4 IP, 7 er, ERA at 5.25. In as a lion that was filled and mounted, and out like a lamb that has that foolish small socks on its rack and is served with mint jelly.
Brayan Rocchio -1-out-4, 4 RBIs and his 5th Homer, while he ended the last game of the season. The guards really feel inevitable. We will see. Or not! Your choice.
Bubba Chandler – 5 2/3 IP, 1 er, 4 hits, zero walks, 6 ks, era at 4.02. That gives him four wins in 31 1/3 MLBinnings. That by bringing my victory calculator who does not know who the pirates are, and next year he will win 30 games! Wow!
Spencer steps – 6 IP, 3 ER, 10 Baserunners, 5 KS, ERA at 4.45. Just went through his game book and he only had one start that really looks like vintage strider, and a) it was versus the sucking. B) No one should talk about vintage someone if the player is 26, but here we are. C) There is no C.
Ronald Acuña Jr. -1-out-3, 2 RBIs and his 21st Homer, hit .290. Tildaddy is set up in the 2nd round in 2026?
Charlie Morton – 1 1/3 IP, 0 er, ERA at 5.83, while Morton withdraws from baseball and returns to the salt mines.
Mike Forel -1-out-1 and his 26th Homer, hit .232. Trout is hardly a top 200 player on the player rater. An emoji who is sad about how age works.
Brice Matthews -2-from-4 and a slam (4) and legs (1). On the last day of the season, Brice wins the most random slam & legs of the year! That is better than a play -off berth, Astros!
Andrew Abbott – 5 1/3 IP, 3 er, 5 hits, zero walks, 4 ks, era at 2.87. My one starter that I roasted in several competitions that did not fall back miserably in the 2nd half and for that I raised my hat and toast everyone was toast. Wait, why did I raise my hat to toast. Keep full, why is my drink in my hat? Man, without baseball, I really become a mess.
Elly de la Cruz -1-Out-4 and his 22nd Homer. Imagine how good he would have been if he didn’t go on a six -week cruise all over the world in the 2nd half.
Colson Montgomery -1-out-4, 2 points and his 21st Homer on Saturday. All in the 2nd half! The last time I ever say that. Okay, maybe I’ll say it again in the ranking. But we must recognize the greatness that Colson is.
Brooks Baldwin -2-out-4, 3 RBIs and his 11th Homer and 2nd Homer in two games. Hot Schmotato – Oh, right.
Shane Smith – 6 ip, 0 er, 1 hit, zero walks, 8 ks, era on 3.81. Was the first year since 2005 without a no-hitter. Also the first year without anyone shouting meogly-googly against a UMP, although meogly-Googly records are not kept well.
Michael A. Taylor -1-out-3, 1 RBI. With a poning ball, but Michael Ann Taylor, those fantastic pants suits will never retire.
James Wood -0-out-3, hit .256. He ended with 221 ks, only two donkeys did it worse in history: Adam Dunn and Mark Reynolds. Wood, the young donkey.
Aaron Judge -1-out-4, 1 run, hit .331. Hit his 53rd Homer on Saturday and won the Al -Batting title. He became the highest player to ever won a Batting title and Roy and Tex Powl, who was nicknamed The Pole Brothers because their last name sounded like “pole” and the 3 ‘2 ″ Tex was on the 3’ 3 ‘3 ″ Roy’s shoulders. They reached .317 in 1905.
Cam Schlittler – 7 IP, 0 er, 3 baserunners, 9 ks, era at 2.96. Will be prepared next year, but nowhere near where you think he should go. Unless you think he should be too high. I don’t know what you rattled in your Cabeza.
I rice -2-from-4 and his 25th and 26th Homer. Fun fact! His great -grandfather had been rice.
Gunnar Henderson -1-out-3 and his 17th Homer, hit .274. A dark cloud falls over the baseball diamond. The tarp covers it for the last time until 2026. One player stays on the field, looks at heaven and asks: “Was I good and just?” I go across the top of the stadium, as we now see that it is a diorama and shouts: “No, you were not good and just, you shocked! You became Jason Kendall! And Ken Doll has no bat!” We now see that the dark cloud is a felt doll and I start to cry in it. “I’m sorry, Gunnar, it’s not your fault that you smell. This is how I made you from doll materials.” So boys and six girls’ readers (we won one this year!), It is time to fold the tent of the Fantasy Baseball season 2025. I will be with the raid balls and positional summaries later in the week, then we will march the new season. For now, stay with you this thought: at least you have not set up a Gunnar Henderson in the 1st round and Yordan Alvarez in the 2nd. You did? Oh, then thoughts and prayers.
#Season #rose