Welcome back to the Jhosty/NXON interviews. I am your host David Brinkley and I just want to take care of people who just come to us. Last week on Jhosty/Nxon the Red Sox Jhosty/Nxon had repetitions taken on 1st base, and internally they were talking about promoting him. Then, after a burglary in the Watergate, where the Red Sox GM Breslow was staying, he said he woke up with a note next to his bed that only said, “Nathaniel Lowe.” The end of the name “Nathaniel” was on a 2nd line because the person who misjudges the space on the notebook. So Breslow went out and got Nathaniel Lowe, and the 1st base seemed anything but shaved. They are even from Abraham Toro. Then, out of nowhere, Wilyer Abbreu was injured, the Il and the room opened again. Then, after another burglary in the Watergate, and a note that took two pages to spell Jhostynxon GarciaHe was called up. Besides, everyone who calls him the password instead of Jhosty/Nxon, we are not the same. Jhostynxon tore the minors: 20/6/.289 in 381 ABS and on 22 he could be an immediate impact bat and take the flyer in the most mixed competitions. Also called, but this time through the rays was Carson Williamswhich seems to be called up completely from its depth. He had a 34.1 K% in Triple-A and hit .213. Of course he went 23/22, so maybe he could Marsee. You see, I marsaw marseee in every prospect. So, before pitchers have a game plan on how to attack Williams, they throw him nothing but fastballs and he quickly finds success with a number of Maas appetite. Feels more a deep competition watt, but you never know with small example sizes – that’s never what she said! Okay, I’m still David Brinkley and I have to go back to my grave. Anyway, this is what I saw even more yesterday in Fantasy Baseball:
Lucas Giolito – 4 2/3 IP, 3 er, ERA at 3.72. As a total illness I saw the Yankees-Red Sox with the sound to hear moltz being a lack of feeling was transferred to his inability to say the word and the delivery of Giolito is so wild. It is strange that nobody at every stop in his career was like, “That’s terrible.”
Roman Anthony -2-out-5, 2 runs, 3 RBIs and his 5th Homer. While the Thuis Run sailed into the stands, the entire Yankee stadium turned to full and said, “Why can’t you do that?”
Luis Gil – 5 IP, 1 er, 9 baserunners (5 BBS), 3 ks, ERA at 4.26. Let’s just say Lucas Giolito and Luis Gil – Lucis Gilito? – Happiness that nobody could drive in a run.
I rice -2-out-3 and his 20th Homer. Try to think where Rice would go in very early designs next year and it would be the same place as very late designs. By that I mean, rice will seem to be the catcher of the Yanks from October to January, but will he be in March?
Ryan McMahon -0-out-4. There is not much to say here, except that he is a Lefty who cannot do judges. Really the market bends!
Jack Perkins – 5 IP, 2 ER, 6 Baserunners (4 BBS), 2 ks, ERA at 4.19. Going to see if Perkins Pancake restaurants were still in the area, and their Wikipedia page is around 700 words and 500 words are private equity companies that they buy and sell. So yes, maybe? Don’t know. Every Hoo! Four walks to two KS is not great, but streamonator loves his next one. Just like Humpty Dumpty, I am on the fence.
Nick Kurtz -2-out-4, 2 runs and his 26th Homer. Solid way to get your biggest power bat prospect, since Matt Olson to hit underwhelm and a number of solo -homers is to touch him, so well done by everyone.
Picante in twins -1-out-5 and its 26th Homer and 4th consecutive game with a Homer. Pasketti is instructive how quickly a man can turn his season around and also how a man can stay for five months, has a huge month and has a respectable season. Nobody is great for 162 games outside the top five players. I almost said the top 10 players, but I couldn’t even record Juan Soto, PCA and Elly. The long, great players of the season even miss a month or two production.
Nick Airin -1-out-3, 2 runs and his 4th Homer. While he touched that towering Homer, he shouted, “I’m Loftin!”
Evan Carter – Yesterday’s game left with an injury and I removed it from this afternoon’s column. I’m just done with this guy. I’m sorry, I wish him the best, but he can leave.
Brice -2-out-4, 2 RBIs and his 14th Homer. He went from a 50-Steal man last year to think he is Mell Ott. You are not Ott! Steal a freakin bag! I have you for Steels! No gay! But they are nice! But that doesn’t matter!
Quinn priest – 4 1/3 IP, 1 ER, 8 Baserunners (55 BS), 4 ks, ERA at 3.44. When you hold the other team against one run after five walks, the other team is in the battle bus to hell -[looks over to see who he faced]–Son of a gun! I know this is not the dope ass of Kyle Tucker that hits that line -up! He has a broken hand! I appreciate the Gamesmanship but sit outside and repair your hand!
Shota Imanaga – 7 IP, 2 er, 5 baserunners, 5 ks, era at 3.03. I still cackle Kyle Tucker who tries to hit with a broken hand. He hit 0-out-4 because of course he did! Have you seen one of his perches? He got all the pitch I saw and drove it 215 feet to short. It was very good and he hits 2nd.
Andy -Pages -2-out-4, 2 runs and a slam (21) and legs (13). Let’s talk about 2026 concepts: Pages ends this year with a 25/5/.275 year. He ends up around a top 50-60 player for those statistics, will he be set up somewhere nearby? My gamble is no. Maybe 85-100, but my gamble is 110-125. He is already a bargain and I just made up all these figures!
Freddie Freeman -2-out-5, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and his 16th Homer. You know Freeman, so let me take this time to say that cleaning up Batting Controrto is a very funny joke. Thank you, Dave Roberts, I needed that smile.
Clayton Kershaw – 5 2/3 IP, 3 ER, 7 Baserunners, 3 KS, ERA at 3.13. Kershaw is 47 years old, able to throw only 15 IP in a season and still have just 3 ERA.
Brenton Doyle -2-out-3, 4 RBIs and his 13th Homer. My Doyle buy just before the break was the biggest purchase in history. You have to admit it! [waits six decades, silence] I don’t think you have to admit it.
Adley Rutschman – Hit the il with an oblique trunk. You would think that these would mean more battles for Basallo, but Orioles are fond of Shenanigans.
Dylan Beavers -1-out-3, 2 RBIs and his 1st major League Homer. I almost called him Wally Beavers. Ha, the mush of my brain. He will be in the buy -column of this afternoon and could be seen in that of last week.
Brandon Young – 5 1/3 IP, 7 er, ERA at 6.24. He left the game with “Got Yo” Shizz Rocked. “
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Jason Alexander – 5 1/3 IP, 2 er, 9 baserunners, 3 ks, era at 4.59. Astros are so good (lowdown dirty cheats) They made a man with a bobblehead in Yankee Stadium a decent pitcher. Okay, he is not decent (or a cheat). He throws better than Framber this week. Is this opposite world?
Christian Walker -2-out-5, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and his 17th Homer. Always nice to be reminded of your failures. My failure was to prepare you, you schmoawk!
Yainer Diaz -1-out-5, 2 RBIs and his 18th Homer, hit .254. It’s a good year, but he had at least a year. Yordan Alvarez is locked up all year round in a cupboard under a stack of yellow pages.
Jesus Sanchez -5-out-5, 1 run, 1 RBI, hit .249. He hit four singles and a two -squeeze. The Juan Pierre cycle!
Yandy Diaz -2-out-3, 2 RBIs and his 21st Homer. The power of this season is Big Stein. When he is back in the trop next year, he is another 15-homer Slagman. He can lift nothing but weights.
Joe Boyle – 4 ip, 4 er, era at 5.15. Well, it will keep him a better sleeper from 2026. [dodges thrown tomato] What?
Willson Contreras -2-out-5 and his 18th Homer, 2nd Homer in two games. At the moment William Contreras and Willson Contreras stood side by side on the player rater, and Mother Wilma Contreras said: “If you like fantasy sports and sarcasm …” Our podcast -themed neuriën.
Sonny Gray – 5 IP, 3 ER, 7 Baserunners, 6 KS, ERA at 4.33. If you started it in Big Stein Stadium, I appreciate your pants grapes, but don’t think this was a kind of good start. He is still as dubious as he went into this. Streamonator loves his next, and if he is not good at home versus the Pirates, then he is …[lifts cloche] Minced meat.
Justin Landlander – 4 1/3 IP, 7 er, ERA at 4.64. The fact that Magic Kershaw must retain a low era does not run along a well -known line through all veterinarians. Although, in honesty, when Kershaw is the age of a minor, he will retire.
Rafael Devers -1-out-4 and his 25th Homer, and 2nd day in row-no, that’s right, he had robbed a Homer on Wednesday. At the end of the day, the statistics of Devers will not be that bad. Was he still red? Oh heck yes.
Willy Adames -1-from-2 and his 20th Homer. Good news is that you no longer have to deal with him after the end of the year, unless you are the Giants, and in that case you have another six years.
Dylan stops – 5 ip, 4 er, 8 baserunners, 7 ks, era at 4.71. Did not really pay attention, but he tells reporters after games: “I am a terrible pitcher, one of the worst ever?” Or is he lying?
Starling Marte -1-out-3 and his 7th Homer. Well, at least you still get stealed from him, right? Say well so I can break you! Do you think he steals more or less than seven homers? Age comes for all of us.
Francisco Lindor -3-out-5 and his 25th Homer, hit .262. I went back and looked at the 2014 prospect lists for the Indians to see where Lindor was arranged and he was behind Clint Frazier and that made me crying. Neighbors were from: “Why does Gray de Wolf man?” Extract hysteria.
Rome Petson – 4 2/3 IP, 4 er, 4 baserunners, 8 ks, era on 5.15. Don Draper stood for a whiteboard: “What if every pitcher threw at his maximum speed and could only throw 4 2/3 IP?”
James Wood -1-out-5, 3 RBIs and his 26th Homer. “Hey, do you mind if I put a support point in the middle of this stiff body and use it as a seesaw for my children – keep it! He moved! James Wood lives!”
Mackenzie Gore – 4 1/3 IP, 3 er, ERA at 4.11. I don’t know where the man was who threw in the 1st half with the name Mackenzie Gore, but can someone investigate who Pitchen this new man with the name Mackenzie Gore. I think we have a cheater.
Austin Riley – Out for the season after core surgery. Strange that the Braves have been better off just to set up a poochie nut instead of playing this year. Just turn on their matches and see: “Braves went back to their home planet, until the 2026 season.”
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