Nick Lodolo Holy Lodoyolo went. Nick flew to Toledo and said, “It is now called Toledolo.” Nick went to the Paramount Lot and said it is Nick at Nitedolo. Nick Lodolo put on a Luchador mask, called himself Lodolor, because he promised pain. Lodolo said to the pirates: “You go the way of the Dodolo.” Lodolo said, “Try to hit my fields and it will be Lodo-Lol.” [The crowd grows restless, how many more of these do they have to endure, they wonder.] Nick Lodolo said, “I’m Nick and wait until you get a lodolo from me!” [A giant cane started to come towards Grey, who was unaware of it at the time.] Lodolo said: “I’m Nick and you get sick -” [The cane grabbed Grey by his neck and dragged him backstage.] So yesterday Nick Lodolo nails, but not like in him dressed as Lenny Dykstra and said some off-color remark. He went 6 1/3 IP, 0 er, 3 baserunners, 12 ks, era at 3.30 pm. Earlier this year I gave you a Nick Lodolo -fantasia, where I said he will be in the abyss of quantity next year, and nothing has changed than the date (that was July). Yesterday he left with a groin injury, but he was ready for the year, in our opinion. Pardon, the Reds call it a ‘lies situation’. The situation of De Lies had some good early hits, but I didn’t like their later things. Every Hoo! There is nothing funny about peace, love and understanding of Nick-Lo is ready to be an ace. Anyway, this is what I saw even more yesterday in Fantasy Baseball:
Dylan Beavers -1-out-4, 2 runs and his 4th Homer. Coby Mayo (1-out-3) also hit his 10th Homer in this game. Mayo and Bevers in the same thought places to see something -[Cancel Police break down the door]–YEP! Like I thought!
Ryan Mountcastle -2-out-3, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and his 7th Homer. Just had a solid Guffaw. A complete laugh-a-Rooney! A belly chuckle! Do you know what I was laughing at? How the Orioles brought the fences in and we thought that meant that Mountcastle would hit 27 to 32 homers this year! Oh yes, honey, have nailed it!
Drew Rasmussen – 2 1/3 IP, 0 er, era at 2.76. Wait until Kevin Cash hears that the rays were eliminated in July and there is no reason to continue to put innings on the poor of their young pitchers. Boy, he will feel foolish!
Freddie Freeman -2-out-3, 3 RBIs and his 22nd and 23rd Homer, hit .293. If I am honest, I am quite surprised how well Freeman keeps it together if he clearly refuses.
Shohei Ohtani -1-out-5, 2 RBIs and his 54th Homer. Occasionally working on the position -recaps, including statistics from the end of the season, and do you all realize that Ohtani is approaching 150 points? He is at 144. When he arrives there, it will be the top 20 in history. It is also a light jug!
Andy -Pages -1-out-4 and his 27th Homer and 2nd Homer in two games. Nice to see him hit 5th. Only took Dave Roberts 155 games to realize that Controrto was not better.
Yoshinobu Yamamoto – 6 IP, 0 er, 6 baserunners, 7 ks, era at 2.49. He became the first Dodger with 200 strikeouts in a season since 2021 Walker Buehler. He now hopes to deviate completely from the example of Walker Buehler.
Walker Buehler – 5 IP, 0 er, 6 baserunners, 2 ks, era at 4.93. Sorry, apologies to Buehler for the previous Blurb. He got his era completely under 5!
Wankel Perez -1-out-3 and his 13th Homer, while he finishes. Grab him for a Batty call yesterday, and now I have Battachment. There is no purchase this afternoon, as that time came, but the advantage of Perez is a) team that plays for the play -offs. B) Guy who becomes third.) There is no C.
Riley Greene -1-out-3 and his 36th Homer, 2nd Homer in three games. Have you seen him homer? He has a big doll. Producla is short, but almost 40 gayers and if he ever showed his speed of 15 floors, he could be a top 10 player one of these years.
Seiya Suzuki -2-Out-4, 4 RBIs and his 28th and 29th Homer, after they have not beaten home run since 6 August. Look, he will now hit ten homers in the 1st week of the play -offs. But some people claim that there is no such thing as hot and cold players. I’m in my breath.
Shota Imanaga – 5 2/3 IP, 8 er, era on 3.73. Welp, that’s a bad way to end the year. Not to glass it is half full here, but that means that people will underestimate him next year.
Nolan McLean – 5 1/3 IP, 5 ER, 7 Baserunners, 11 KS, ERA at 2.06. But he allowed three homers, so he had a great XFIP! [dodges thrown tomato] What?
Francisco Lindor -1-out-4, 2 points and his 30th Homer, and officially a 30/30 year. If he goes 20/20 this weekend, he can catch the 2024 of Ohtani.
Brett Baty -2-out-4, 2 runs, 3 RBIs and his 18th Homer, hit .255. It feels like Vientos and Baty share a bat. Only one ever seems to be hot.
Eugenio Suarez -3-out-4, 3 RBIs and his 49th Homer. I was told that if he will hit another, he will have 50. I would contact Elias Sports Bureau, but they have blocked my number.
I Adell -2-from-4 and a Homer. And Adell will be the Super Bowl and half time show! So, how many homers does Adell have? Go ahead, guess! Bzzt, Wrongo! 37!
Mike Forel -1-out-4, 2 RBIs and his 23rd Homer, hit .228. Speaking of 37, it looks like old trout.
Nolan Shanuel -1-Out-4 and his 12th Homer. It is almost unthinkable that someone can only have 12 homers at the end of September. Even Gunnar has four more!
Picante in twins -1-out-4, 2 runs, 3 RBIs and his 32nd Homer. Vinarino Pasquantino Pasketti who shows that meatball that is a real manicotti!
Jose Berrios -Print on the il with ‘Something the Jays Made-Up, can you really care?’
George Springer -1-out-4, 2 RBIs. Missed this a few days ago when it happened, but George Springer accused referees, and by extension MLB, of rigging games for the Yankees. This is crazy, the Yankees who, when everything is on the line, have to face in September [checks notes] The White Sox, who lost an MLB record matches last year when this schedule was made? Come on! Really not! The natural rival of the Yankees is of course the White Sox.
Dulton Varsho -2-out-4, 4 RBIs and his 20th Homer. That is in just 68 games. Cust Kayin ‘.
Carlos Rodon – 6 IP, 3 er, 5 baserunners, 5 ks, era at 3.09. Currently working on the Position -Recaps that start next week, and Rodon is around a top five starter this year. Were we aware of bears?
Nick Kurtz -3-out-5, 3 RBIs and are 34th and 35th Homer. That was abdominal muscles in 409. Dude will be 60 in Sactown next year.
Christian Walker -2-out-5, 3 RBIs and his 24th Homer. The orioles that moved in the fence and grounder Henderson that became Adam Frazier, were number two … and our number one story that ultimately didn’t make sense … Christian Walker went to a park that went great for him that led nothing! Congratulations with everyone involved!
Framber Valdez – 7 IP, 1 er, 9 baserunners, 10 ks, era at 3.66. Without real evidence to support this, battle people check out in the last week, ie streamonator calls the entire weekend!
Bailey Ober – 6 IP, 0 er, 3 baserunners, 5 ks, era at 5.10. When the interest in Ober is hardly above the heartbeat of a bear during hibernation, he delivers. What an Obermensch.
Byron Buxton -2-out-4, 4 RBIs and its 33rd and 34th Homer, 2nd and 3rd Homer in two games. [watch on a long fob swings back and forth]… it is still 2025, Buxton, and it will always be 2025 … The year 2025 has 15,000 days …
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