You know, if I had a nickel for every time I can remember a fan who throws a dildo in the game area for a sports game, I would have two pennies. That is not much, but it is remarkable that there are two.
In the crunch time of a close game between the Atlanta Dream and Golden State Valkyries, a fan threw a … Neon green dildo on the floor.
I have … so many questions, but first let me say: this is the most city of Atlanta-Coded thing to ever happen. It’s like a real online video game server, you never know what to expect there. Secondly, the one who has a freak cannon for an arm, that thing came in. If it hit a player, I am sure it would cause some damage.
Now, for my questions. First, how do you smuggle a dildo in the game? Wait, don’t answer that question because I don’t want to know. Secondly, was this premeditated? How do you wake up one day, look at a dildo and go: “Yes, I throw this thing on the field tonight?” I am furthest with a dildo expert, but I feel that they are a bit expensive. If you have spent a lot of money on a disposable dildo, it feels like a crazy abuse of funds in this economy. If it was premeditated, what do you do now that the dildo is gone? According to reports, the police seized it, so you will not get it back. Feels like backwards backwards, so I think this was a tension of the moment. But that raises a few more questions: First, why do you travel with a dildo? That’s crazy as hell. Secondly, why would a basketball game make you heat so that you threw a dildo on the floor? That feels like a huge leap in intensity.
I am sure that most Bills-fans would be experts in the art of throwing phallically shaped objects on the field, given that a dildo invaded once after Patriots’ Wr Kendrick Bourne scored a TD.
Anyway, there are far too many questions at the moment, questions that may not be answered. But I can say without a doubt that this is the most Atlanta -Ding ever.
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