I am the Cal Ripken Jr. from Fantasy Baseball Blurbing. I can make a complete post of nonsense from a short planning day. But three games? What are you doing, MLB? Have you forgotten to plan games? Are you stupid? I am reminded of the 30 for 30 about the couple that used to be invented the MLB schedule. They lived in like a log cabin and slept from head to toe in a hammock and ate and drunk MLB schedules. That was it. They stood on a calendar of games. But you know what, they have made the best MLB schedules. Now I think it’s a computer or something. Well, guess, Ai? You’re wrong! There are still games to play, so why don’t teams play them? So stupid that I could cry. Stupid tears! I have stupid tears in my eyes! As if I cut a bunch of stupid onions that give you stupid tears! So yesterday, in that stuck day, Dylan -Means Went 1-out-4 with his 10th Homer and hit .215. I went back to see why I loved crews that came in this year and I received a 404 error page. Ah,! No, no, he went 13/25/.270 last year and has 40 -steal speed and 30-homer power with solid contact. How close he came to 30/40/.270, you might be wondering. Maybe there is a scary spooky appearance for your face and asks, “Hey stupid, how close he got?” Not close, spooky appearance! Anyway, this is what I saw even more yesterday in Fantasy Baseball:
Mackenzie Gore – 2 IP, 4 er, era at 4.17. Here was my struggle with myself yesterday. “Streamonator hates him and doesn’t say he will have two starts.” “Okay, gray, but what if the streamonator is wrong?” “I am a robot and I can hear your thoughts.” “No, robot! Go out of my head! Wait, is this like the new alien TV program? What is pretty good.” “No, this is not like Alien: earth, although it is good. I am also joking, I am not a robot in your head. I am your brain! That is much worse!” “Noooooo !!! wait, however, that means that I have a brain. I take that as a victory.”
Nasim Nunez -3-out-4, 2 runs and his 4th Homer and 2nd Homer in two games. Nasim if you have them! Also hot schmotato.
Ozzie Albies – Brekt his hand on Swing where he dropped the ball and I don’t believe I have seen it before. I have seen a lot of “those”, but not that. He literally broke his hand waving with the bat and immediately polluted a ball backwards. To be honest, this feels like he is doing us a solid one. We don’t even have to consider setting him up next year. He breaks his hand that waves the bat! Albies managed to be injured for next year before this year was over!
Ronald Acuña Jr. -1-out-2, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and his 19th Homer. Play Tildaddy says that the season is over!
Chris Sale – 5 ip, 5 er, era at 2.63. Here is a man I don’t think I have ever prepared and I don’t think I’ll be next year. Future Hall of Famers? That is the kind of player that hates Gray!
Michael Harris II -3-out-5, 1 run, 3 RBIs and his 17th, 18th and 19th Steel. II with III? What is this the back to the future squel -release schedule? (A whole new reference!)
Charlie Morton – Signed with the Braves to retire as a brave. He was nicknamed Ground Chuck because he only threw ground balls. Then he didn’t do that, and the nickname did not feel like it. But they continued to use it, such as how Pudge Rodriguez stopped with steroids and started to look like he was Ozempic at the Main and became lean. This is for you, Ground Chuck, you should have adopted Chazz Facepalminteri as a nickname.
Xander Bogaerts – could be activated for Tuesday’s match. He still sucks. Eat Arby’s!
Jose Iglesias -2-out-3, 2 runs and his 2nd Homer, hit .228. Ugh, Mets could have really used that production this year!
Nick Pivetta – 5 2/3 IP, 3 ER, 9 Baserunners, 5 KS, ERA at 2.87. Pivetta will end the year with an ERA younger than 3. After 17 years of promise, he finally did it. He didn’t do it alone for himself! No! He did it for all pitchers who surpassed their era for years and never put it together. He did it for Ricky Nolasco. He did it for Michael Pineda! He did it for Chris Archer! Yes, even he!
Freddy Peralta – 5 IP, 2 ER, 5 Baserunners, 6 KS, ERA at 2.68 and 3rd consecutive season with 200+ Strikeouts. He was the bait of the Brewers and the bait of the short schedule of Monday evening. What does he win? Runner-up for Paul Skenes and Cristopher Sanchez for the NL Cy Young!
Adley Rutschman – Activated from the IL. Don’t look for Adley’s Thuis Run in Norfolk. It seems that he gives zero norfolks to train and swing a bat. You don’t want to see it. The more I say to ignore it, the more you want to see it, isn’t it? Well, fits yourself!
Jordan Walker -0-out-3, 1 run, 1 RBI and its 9th Steel, hit .217. He only has five homers. He has nine stealing and five gays! He is 275 pounds of muscles and has five homers!
Michael McGreevy – 5 ip, 5 er, era at 4.35. Fun fact! Michael McGreevy was also the star of the brothers McMullen.
Ivan Herrera -1-out-3, 2 RBIs and his 18th Homer, 2nd Homer in two games and two homers since he announced that he needed surgery. Had announced that he needed an operation in April and hit 162 homers.
Rafael Devers -1-out-3 and his 33rd Homer, hit .252, 2nd Homer in three games. I did not mention it yesterday, but ESPN had mentioned the average of Devers on Sunday as .233, and I keep saying it on today’s podcast. Since then they have corrected it, but it is not me, that’s wrong when you hear me say it (after my very long story on the pod about making focaccia – You can see photos on our Instagram! I am incredible with social media.)
Justin Landlander – 4 1/3 IP, 4 er, ERA at 3.88. Don’t worry, he will be back next year. Imagine that you are a multimillionary and are married to Kate Upton and play baseball? Bro is crackers.
Heliot Ramos -2-out-5, 3 RBIs and his 19th Homer. That was a lead -off Homer in the 1st, and it was all the violation that the giants needed. No, they didn’t win, but they didn’t need offense since they lost. Loss through one run or ten, what does it matter.
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