Vegemite-de Dikke, Umami-Ey, almost one-one-lying salt spread from below-state known over six continents for his terrible taste and odor, despite the fact that Australians still maintain that it is reasonable to spread and chows over your toast. However, the fearless people during the garbage time have found a use for Vegemite that even Aussies cannot tolerate: replace the engine oil of your car. It is a bad idea for everyone and everything that is involved – especially the Au Ford Falcon forced to withstand it – but at least it provides an entertaining watch.
The first problem with the use of Vegemite as oil is that the toast topper is simply too thick. In terms of consistency, Vegemite is somewhere between peanut butter and wood – it is not exactly pouring, let alone movable with the oil pump of a Ford Falcon. The second problem is that Vegemite does not actually mix with water, which means that you do not really do not deeply delay it in something that can are poured or pumped.
I want to try Vegemite even less now
The third problem is of course that Vegemite does not effectively spread an engine in any way. This is clearly demonstrated by the video, in which the two cackles Aussies secure their doomed Falcon on the limiter until the engine griped, Vegemite dumps everywhere and shoots out. Even at the end, it is clear that the Vegemite hardly moves through the engine – the dipstick comes routinely covered in the clear water that tried to use the garbage fake to dilute the vegemite.
You should not place toast toppings in your motorcycle and expect them to serve as lubrication. It’s just a bad idea everywhere. However, you have to have the crazy geniuses in Australia – then look at their scientific findings as published on YouTube. Nobody does it as a dirt time, and I wish them an endless stock of worthless falcons to destroy in new, erroneous ways.
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