It is time again for another episode of Funny Runner moments. This is my constant memory that what we do is just not so serious and taking a moment to laugh at ourselves, is often the best way to stay in love with our crazy sport.
A few of the memories in the past that we are a bit nutty:
25 Funny peculiarities of runner
One of the most peculiar things about running is that things that initially seem strange or strange to become very normal, very quickly.
Soon we will not even realize that the outside world thinks we are very strange birds. But that’s ok, we are a group of strange birds that come together. Let me know what I’m wrong in this list.
1. Throw clothes
We sacrifice expensive sweaters that we have worn a few times to the starting line “Throw the stack”, but fight tooth and nail for the running shoes that have long passed their prime. Listen those shoes to us. They understand us. Maybe we will ever need them again.
So in case we keep them … and keep them … and keep them.
2. I don’t walk
We spiral and take that Dr. Google is correct about the severity of an injury. Ignore the advice not to implement. I see here that it says I would die. In that case I can run just as well because what the damage is.
Logically.
3. Socks
Get really excited About expensive socks is a right of passage. You are going to be angry with the peloton cotton pipe socks for Christmas to delayed that you have now received a few for 3x prize.
A single experience with a blister and you will never look at your socks again.
4. Buzz after the run
Diving immediately in things like domestic work or e -mails answering while we are still sweaty mail -run because we feel energetic and ready to go. I never thought to myself that I can’t wait to get up and pull some weeds today !!
But after a long weekend, I am not completely ready to call it a day. I will happily spend more time outside and get a pain in my lower back because … endorphins.
5. Internal GPS
Learn NAviate new cities Without Google Maps because we have found around and found sights.
We keep saying that there is no better way to explore than on foot and here is why! We are never lost. We remember that we passed that place earlier or had to make up for the balance of our environment to ensure that we have come back to the hotel and Boom We are now the defacto guide for the group.
6. Our Spandex wardrobe
Having more couples black leggings than pants for work is fairly standard. Well maybe they are not that much spandex anymore, but they are stretchable and comfortable and why do you force me to put on these stiff uncomfortable jeans?!
7. Only
Planning Holidays around running… often walking a very long distance, so we need time to sit and recover. I swear that it doesn’t start this way. But there is a turning point where we start using running as an excuse to make more journeys.
Funny story. We don’t really need an excuse!
8. Hain of Eer
Living for months in a state of light pain and no pills to mask it.
We see your tired shoulder of creating and put you 18 miles in the snow.
9. My injury beats your injury
Competing with other runners about the level of our injuries. As a coach I will say that it is not our most flattering quality. But did I tell you about the time I needed a knee operation because of a trampoline park? Oh I did it in my book? Good good.
10. Thank you
Wave or nod For people we pass on on the street, we certainly seem like a must for us. Yet for years I have noticed that walkers seem surprised about our attention and cyclists cannot be bothered by.
We go at exactly the right pace to say hello and will never see you again.
11. Fashion disasters
Neon colors wear for normal training from the middle of the week and you are firmly fired on it. To be honest, we wear so many things that those who really understand fashion; and we love it.
And a few more to let you tell … Oh yes I am.
12. We know that Putten Tire aids on your nipples Is a sign of sparkle to prevent Runner’s nipple. And yes, we participate in a sport where that is not strange for us at all. Other sports are also damn, usually due to contact with another person and not a shirt.
13. We like to talk about our healthy lifestyle and our equal love for grain And pizza.
14. Runners use words such as cute a full straight face
15. Say things like “I could have run faster here than this.” – also leads to the realization of residential work traffic.
16. Discuss distances with things like “fair” or “alone”
– It is “only” a run of 6 miles
– it’s “just” an hour of run
– It is “only” a half marathon
17. Choose not to run once, but twice a day! Often because we ran and felt jealous while driving.
18. We talk a lot about lubricating, a lot. Like constant. We don’t even giggle when we say if a group of people are pulling up our shorts to rub a little more in case.
19. Find it completely normal for foam roll, use a tennis ball or another tool while chat or watch TV.
20. Holding and Multiple pairs of running shoes rotate… because what many think is just one activity. One activity, my what a crazy idea.
21. Always be aware of where toilets and water fountains are.
22. Our supports telephones on weird things like a garbage can To get that perfect Instagram shot to ensure that everyone knows that we were driven today.
23. We stop screwing in our shoes so that we can stay run in the ice and the snow.
24. Lopers do not recognize each other outside the running groups when they are not in ponytles and shorts walk.
25. Rooms with Wicking -clothing to dry (Although newer things can actually go into the dryer).
Are there weird runner -the features that I completely missed this time?
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